Sparkles Bartleby I (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} deirdreownz) wrote,@ 2005-03-14 23:51:00 |
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The Woeful Trombone
In which my dogs get all philosophical on your ass.
Chen ponders, "What is life?"
Frank wonders, "Why is life?" in the whiniest tone he can muster.
Chen has the more masculine bark, in case you were curious.
Frank just had a mouthful of hair and raisins and is so hopped-up he no longer care about existensialism.
He has decided to live a life of wild, crazy hedonism with lots of screaming and shouting and mixing it up.
It's going pretty good so far.
But dancing can really wear you out, which inevitably leads to thinking.
But Frank don't have time to think! He's young! He's hep!
He wears glasses to look cool!
Oh no! What if Frank's new-found gormandizing lifestyle is just a facade!
He gots to kill the pain with an intense nap.
FIN.
Afterthought: Isn't my carpet a gross color?
In which my dogs get all philosophical on your ass.
Chen ponders, "What is life?"
Frank wonders, "Why is life?" in the whiniest tone he can muster.
Chen has the more masculine bark, in case you were curious.
Frank just had a mouthful of hair and raisins and is so hopped-up he no longer care about existensialism.
He has decided to live a life of wild, crazy hedonism with lots of screaming and shouting and mixing it up.
It's going pretty good so far.
But dancing can really wear you out, which inevitably leads to thinking.
But Frank don't have time to think! He's young! He's hep!
He wears glasses to look cool!
Oh no! What if Frank's new-found gormandizing lifestyle is just a facade!
He gots to kill the pain with an intense nap.
FIN.
Afterthought: Isn't my carpet a gross color?
